Glenn Beck vs. Poland Springs

The green movement pulled the final straw on Glenn when their cheap, crappy products trickled down to Poland Springs water bottles. The new bottles don’t even stand up, which of course causes problems. The rush to go green is having an unfortunate side effect – nearly every single new green product sucks. If they were good, the need for mandates to get new light bulbs wouldn’t exist. Glenn rants on green products and more on radio this morning. Read or listen to the full transcript here; www …

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  1. #1 by MattCockburn at January 13th, 2010

    but why are they less destructive? because they say so? Many people say many things that aren’t always true. Doctors used to say eggs were bad for you. Then they weren’t. Then they were again. I forgot if they’re good or bad for you now. But I think you see my point.

  2. #2 by BryanShotYou at January 13th, 2010


  3. #3 by rd2694 at January 13th, 2010

    you are ONE SICK FREAK!!!!!!!!!
    Keep it up!

  4. #4 by p00lman at January 13th, 2010

    What will Beck whine about next?

  5. #5 by grpace at January 13th, 2010

    This is fantastic lol.

  6. #6 by kittiekat10105 at January 13th, 2010

    LOL! This is hilarious!

  7. #7 by larsiemannen at January 13th, 2010

    380 ppm is co2.
    45000 ppm is water vapor.

    It’s property to hold heat is somewhat close.
    Why bother about co2?
    Why so sure there is no other explanations?

  8. #8 by larsiemannen at January 13th, 2010

    No, its not allways a good thing. Maybe I want to drive my car really, really fast in the winter, and consume shitloads of gas to do so? There is no proof of my micronomical amount of c02 will hurt anyone.

  9. #9 by larsiemannen at January 13th, 2010

    IN US ammount of trees actually increases. There’s shitloads of un-used area on earth to make trees.

  10. #10 by oldtimefreedom at January 13th, 2010

    glenn after you freeze those bottles once they will never stand again, SOMEONE IS FREEZING IT, fire them!

  11. #11 by upontherooftops at January 13th, 2010

    humans also consume an amount of CO2 as a part of our atmosphere, which is necessary. There is very little oxygen in the air that we actually breathe, and pure oxygen is actually bad for human brains. Why do they release oxygen masks in a plane when it is going down? Because it gets people high so they won’t panic! It probably doesn’t save your life anymore than putting on a life jacket when you’re hurdling through the air at 500 mph or more.

  12. #12 by grimgrinners at January 13th, 2010

    @ p00lman . . . you.

  13. #13 by p00lman at January 13th, 2010

    That would be amusing. Given that he whines about just anything and points out “threats” that don’t actually exist, I suppose I would be the next logical choice to cover.

  14. #14 by stonewall97 at January 13th, 2010

    Going green= throwing up after drinking 15 shots of vodka.

  15. #15 by nicevid000 at January 13th, 2010

    That is just plain funny

  16. #16 by dazednconfused88 at January 14th, 2010

    which according to this video is a step towards a crappier product. I will say though, in the end, this is comedy, not to be taken factually. There is nothing wrong with Poland Spring’s quality. Though, those damn small “green” caps are a pain in the ass.

  17. #17 by Dillson01 at January 14th, 2010

    i just luled

  18. #18 by qix77 at January 14th, 2010

    OMG… I so love this…

  19. #19 by Kelthuzad126 at January 14th, 2010

    I love Beck he is hilarious, i wish the haters would go away though seriously. Stop being so jealous of his success.

  20. #20 by chrismcdonald16602 at January 14th, 2010

    them thin bottles suck

  21. #21 by MrRedPajamas at January 14th, 2010

    Glenn Beck rocks. He deserves every dollar that he’s earning. Haters are just envious of his incredible talent and intellect.

  22. #22 by KiddVid at January 14th, 2010

    “Though,? those damn small “green” caps are a pain in the ass.”

    Oh, is that what you’re supposed to do with them? I feel so dirty.

  23. #23 by GreatSageCorban at January 14th, 2010

    @power from windmills and the cars in general.

    First: I’d have to assume that’s your subway systems and other electrical locomotion based public transport. what about bus systems, taxi’s, etc

    My point is a fully ‘battery’ based electric car has to get its power from somewhere. Generally this means plugging it into the main electrical infrastructure. (which is mostly gas, coal, etc.) Unless u never plan on leaving your city. ever.

  24. #24 by killerbandit at January 14th, 2010


    The bus is on a system of wires much like an LRT. They do have gas power but that is just for when they need to leave the grid or if the wire connect detaches. Taxis are not part of the public infrastructure but could easily be electric because they are not used for performance in the least.

    The sooner we diversify our electrical grid the sooner we can reduce our dependence on coal & gas.

    I don’t expect a 100% flip right away, but we can start moving in that direction.

  25. #25 by FightMarxism at January 14th, 2010

    We have more coal than any other country in the world. What would be the point of getting away from it?

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